Post by M❤DI on Jun 23, 2015 1:47:34 GMT
HUMAN AQUARIUM
i know what ur thinking. probably something like "human aquariums are illegal, madi! u can't put humans on display in a giant tank of water for hours on end – they'd die." oh but u can, my dear child. u can.
jkjk.
i've been watching cirque du soleil videos and i have decided that i need something like that on this forum. (just watch this and u'll understand. or maybe u won't. maybe im alone here. whATEVER) basically, this wanted ad is for a troupe of body contortionists who specialize in performing shows underwater. i've added little blurbs to each of the suggested characters below but rlly idc go wild. just mAKE SOMEONE SO I CAN PLOT WITH THEM. thank. also despite the title of each character the gender is totally open dw about that
the genie is the luckiest person in the goddamn world. probably pulls a lot of shit during rehearsal but somehow isn't dead yet.
the gingerbread man teases everyone and is generally a little shit with a sarcastic attitude but it's ok because they bake really good sweets. friends/partners in crime with the snow queen
the thumbelina short. everyone makes fun of them for being short. probably the only one who enjoys the little mermaid's family outings.
the snow queen the "poster child" of the troupe, being the most social; can hypnotize people. probably oikawa tooru 2.0. gets along very well with the gingerbread man.
the sleeping beauty probably does the circus on top of school + other various jobs so is always super duper tired. probably also a secret ninja just bc.
the rapunzel has super duper long hair that gets in the way most of the time but they absolutely refuse to cut it, for reasons nobody knows. other than that, has a penchant for climbing really tall things – trees, pillars, sometimes the walls. it's wild. probably climbs on all the tall members of the group as well.
the little mermaid comes from a giant family. is one of the best contortionists in the circus. super adventurous too, and probably drags the whole squad on "family outings" to various rapids and mountains.
more will be added when i feel like it
jkjk.
i've been watching cirque du soleil videos and i have decided that i need something like that on this forum. (just watch this and u'll understand. or maybe u won't. maybe im alone here. whATEVER) basically, this wanted ad is for a troupe of body contortionists who specialize in performing shows underwater. i've added little blurbs to each of the suggested characters below but rlly idc go wild. just mAKE SOMEONE SO I CAN PLOT WITH THEM. thank. also despite the title of each character the gender is totally open dw about that
the genie is the luckiest person in the goddamn world. probably pulls a lot of shit during rehearsal but somehow isn't dead yet.
the thumbelina short. everyone makes fun of them for being short. probably the only one who enjoys the little mermaid's family outings.
the snow queen the "poster child" of the troupe, being the most social; can hypnotize people. probably oikawa tooru 2.0. gets along very well with the gingerbread man.
the sleeping beauty probably does the circus on top of school + other various jobs so is always super duper tired. probably also a secret ninja just bc.
the rapunzel has super duper long hair that gets in the way most of the time but they absolutely refuse to cut it, for reasons nobody knows. other than that, has a penchant for climbing really tall things – trees, pillars, sometimes the walls. it's wild. probably climbs on all the tall members of the group as well.
the little mermaid comes from a giant family. is one of the best contortionists in the circus. super adventurous too, and probably drags the whole squad on "family outings" to various rapids and mountains.
more will be added when i feel like it
deltra of gangnam style
